I was playing a little dealers choice this evening with not just one but three, I repeat three, lesson givers sitting at the table. Lesson givers are those people who feel they play better than everyone else at the table and have to explain how to play every hand correctly. The worst is when they have to yell at everyone who bets nut low. What is the best way to handle these people, they are driving me INSANE.
Answer 1:
First you go out a buy a 2 by 4 about 3 feet long…. then…. you hit them on the right side of the head as hard as you can… If you have their attention then you tells them to shut up if you don’t have their attention you hit them on the left side of the head…. repeat as needed.
Answer 2:
Sit back quietly and take their money. Seriously, it’s been my experience that a lot of lesson givers are also people who easily tilt. Trap them once or twice with a AA or KK in Hold’em, or put a bit of a beat on them, like making a flush on the river in 7-stud, and they’ll take it personally. Then you can take
their money while they are proving to you that they can beat you with inferior holdings. Although lesson givers are annoying I lot of times I find them good for the game.
Answer 3:
In dealing with them, I general like to hear what they have to say. And then I always act like I am actually trying to learn from their sage advice – without divulging my thought process. In reality what I am doing is learning something of how they play the hands. Lesson-givers aren’t always giving you the right advice. What they are giving you is insight into how they would play the hand – which you can use later against them. I had a situation come up last night in a lose 6-12 game where I had an over pair to a flop that contained two spades. Now with 6 or 7 callers pre-flop, I fear the flush draws. I bet and the turn card came with another spade. I backed off, and the river card came a 4th spade. I lost the hand, although the guy only held one spade. A wild one to my immediate left starts ranting and raving telling me I made a big mistake by not aggressively hammering it the whole way. The real mistake I made was not folding it on the turn. I just acted like he was right and I was dead wrong and learned a little about him. Then I used this against him a little later when the roles were reversed and I had the flush draw, made it on the turn, and let him do all the betting with his top pair. So keep in mind, that unless you truly respect the lesson-giver (as I do with my friend SLAM), don’t necessarily assume that it is the proper book wisdom.






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